Icanteven Stories

When Georgie needs a tutor, Bill meets Stanley Uris - and promptly forgets how to speak, breathe, or say his own name. Unfortunately for Bill, Stanley isn't tutoring him. (The cover is not my art, and this is also cross-posted on Ao3)

Sit down and read these memes that everyone can relate to in life. 💯 im back with more memes for y'all 💗 1k reads ~ 9/2/17 ✨

What if a whiskered knucklehead and an emo duckbutt got their hands on social media...... AKA facebook?!? What would happen? DUN DUN DUN~~ This was inspired by the people who made the previous social media ones before moi. (What if Naruto Had FACEBOOK?, What if Fairy Tail Had FACEBOOK?, etc.)

Previous 1st place winner of The Purple Apple Awards 2017. Welcome to the topsy-turvy, upside down, and chaotic story of my life! Beware: Contents are extremely random! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

Wtf...

These are indeed random drabbles and short stories. I don't even know what these are. So... enjoy! These are with my OCs by the way.

I sometimes have emotions or things I wanna tell someone but can't tell anyone I know. So, imma say it here. There's pretty much no chance that any of my friends will see this since I think only 1 or 2 of them go on this platform. To obsessed with instagram and Twitter and stuff 😒. So yeah, I'm also bored and honestly hope one of my friends find this so there can finally be some tea. Fun fact:my boyfriend reads this! 🙃 Edit: we broke up a year and a half ago now 👁👄👁. I have a new bf but I'll never tell him about this lol

It's your normal, average story with some normal average characters, living a normal average life. Until it isn't. Philza Minecraft, a man with someone whom he calls a "shit boy" decides that this pink-haired man is just too lonely. He needs someone. Problem is, he can't do it himself. He doesn't think that the pink-haired man needs a grown man who is also his father figure to be his friend. Technoblade is also way too much of an introvert and would never make friends at school. And, to be honest, Phil doesn't have many friends either. So, he decides to do the next best thing. Foster Care? Ah, shit... This isn't going to be well, is it? 1st name: Anxiety Alert 2nd name: Pitch Black Darkness in the Middle of Nowhere 3rd name: what could i do without you?

This is a story of my best friend! I wont be using her real name.

where i type random, little things from my mind and life that mean something grand. (random #823) © 2013

******HIGHEST RANK #11 in POETRYCONTEST out of 6.5k stories on August 9 2021****** I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you simply, without problems or pride: I love you in this way because I do not know any other way of loving but this, in which there is no I or you, so intimate that your hand upon my chest is my hand, so intimate that when I fall asleep your eyes close. ― Pablo Neruda, 100 Love Sonnets This story will be a series of poems based on 💘, a lover's journey all passionate, melancholy, desperate . I have and will be pouring all my emotions in this , hope this turns out beautiful and I pray to you Lord , to bless me so that I can continue to write this series till eternity 💞

ENEMIES TO LOVERS!!!

The randomness of me.

just Williams' poems

Tony Stark, the so-called 'heart and soul' of the Avengers Initiative, is known for his textbook narcissism, his bad behaviour, and most importantly, his big fucking mouth. Steve Rogers, however, is the complete opposite. Maybe in this case, opposites don't attract as well as people presume. With Tony constantly running his word hole, Steve loses his shit, making Tony 'see the light' if you will. And now Tony has to find a way to apologise without screwing shit up. This is the story of Tony Stark, also known as Captain Gum-flap and his romantic war on silence. ((This fanfiction is based on the characters that belong to Marvel. I own none of them. This fanfiction will not be PG friendly; could contain harsh language, provocative scenes, and maybe along the lines of some maleXmale.)) Let's begin; shall we?

Hope I finish this time! Please drop a like or even subscribe!! Your support is so appreciated. You can even vote! DISCLAIMERS: •I do not curse. •None of the songs, musicals, books, plays, or movies are mine unless noted. •This is loosely based on a story called Airplanes by BestSingerEver. BestSingerEver, if you are reading this, I LOVE YOUR WORK! PLEEEEEASE consider me for a collab.

Me venting about my friend

Lol don't ask me, read for yourself

This is just stuff I found funny or cute